Re: Explanations
I know you've been worried for a little while about what happened that night, and I'd like first to reassure you that nothing terrible happened to you. This is how it went:
As I'm sure you'll have figured out by now the two you met just before you would have attacked Damien were Michael and Gabriel. Neither of which, were in their rooms. They saw you and what was about to happen, and decided to intervene. They did get you drunk, so that you might lower your inhibitions and get some of what you felt about Damien off your chest.
As you might imagine, Damien was rather drunk that night too. He was also quite pissed off and jealous, because two absolutely gorgeous guys were chatting up his ex.
Despite the rumours going on up here and nowadays on your own quaint little planet too, Gabriel is not the kind of angel to take advantage of a distraught (and rather drunk) young girl. Instead her and Michael made sure you got home ok, then went back to the club.
By that time, Michelle had stormed out because Damien was drunkenly looking for you and kept yelling your name, so Gabriel and Michael took him back to the Penthouse suite and...
Well, we stopped watching at that point. What we do know is he woke up the next afternoon having no idea where he was, feeling rather sweaty, having a rather sore ass and the taste of trout in his mouth. Still not sure why that was. Otherwise seems to be ok though, and it remains to be seen what happens with Michelle, if indeed anything much does. They've had these kind of arguments before.
Now, you also asked about the 10 commandments, and M_ses...
Sadly, M_ses's name is not mentioned in polite company, hence the underscores. This is done not because we have to, but by general agreement and good taste on the part of myself and the Angels. He was the first true dictator of humans, and ancient stories of your kind once said that his evil made the 'demons shiver'. Naturally, the Christians eradicated all they could find of these teachings.
He believed his people were superior morally, racially and favoured by myself. Feeding this belief, he decided it was ok (and indeed, my will) to eradicate all the other peoples of the Earth who had land he wanted (much like the more recent Hitler/Stalin/George Bush). Not only this, but because the other races were so inferior, it was perfectly ok to rape and abuse any virgin girl the soldiers came across, and commit genocide on the rest.
The ten commandments were nothing more than a method of putting the 'fear of God' into his chosen people, with M_ses and his son's as ruler of the kingdom, and if he had his way, one day ruler of all!
Not to completely destroy your ideals though, I will say that some of the information in the 10 commandments isn't a bad idea to live by. Most people accept that stealing and murder is wrong (obviously not the one who brought the laws to people though).
-----Original Message-----
From: Complaints Department [mailto:Address removed by anti spam software]
Sent: 30 April 2008 11:24
To: God
Subject: FW: Alcohol and the Ten Commandments
This is the latest message from the Human thing known as Poppy, in which she mentions meeting two other Human Creatures who sound very much like Gabriel and Michael.
I am not in a good mood right now, you know why. Since all the other angels have been accounted for I can only assume that one of those two took it. Probably 'her'. That being said please pass this message on to Gabriel:
"You have 24 hours to give me back my trout. If you like the planet you're on right now, you will comply. You know how important that thing is to me, and I do not wish to imagine or know what you wanted it for.
With that in mind, I'll give you an additional 10 minutes so that you can clean it before handing it to me."
Love, light and trout,
Raphael
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