Monday, April 28, 2008

To: Poppy
Re: Beginnings and Endings


Hello again Poppy,


Well, so what if you are having 'an episode'? Don't you see that I could work through this or your imagination as easily as any other method? Good for you on your choice to keep going anyway, live in the moment, forget what people will think and everything will turn out alright.


The bible was based on true events. However, like any myth, it has been changed and corrupted over the centuries. Especially so in light of the fact that for the longest time, the priests were often the only ones who could read it. Another factor was that at the time, the people who wrote it didn't quite understand most of what they'd seen. Of course, most of the common folk weren't able to tell, and as the generations passed, it became something far removed from what it was. It became a means of controlling the general populace through fear, rather than a means of gently inspiring people to become the best they could be.


Since you mentioned 'Adam and Eve', I'd like to give you a better version. This is of course, just a story, but it might help illustrate why what people consider to be 'evil' exists.


[Adam, not yet called such, was with me and all the other souls in heaven. He was only one of an infinite number of souls, and was no more or less perfect than any of the others.


But he was not exactly like the others. There was one difference, he had a desire. He wanted to experience forgiveness. This was something entirely new, since nothing had yet been done that required forgiveness. Adam came to me, and asked how it might be done. We had been discussing it for some time, and attracted the attention of another soul, who would in human mythology become known as Eve.


Eve had the solution; they would go to the physical world, which happened to have beings evolved to the point where they could experience forgiveness if only souls inhabited them. They would begin with no memory, and they would fall in love. At some point, Eve promised, she would betray Adam, and it would result in both their deaths.


Adam asked how she would do this, and Eve glowed a little brighter in that special way souls smile and said it would be a big surprise (at that point Adam had a look about his soul that said he was regretting asking about this little project, but after much deliberation he decided to go anyway).


Well, eventually Eve did as she promised, and murdered Adam by forcing several large apples down his throat. Right afterwards, overwhelmed with guilt and not quite knowing why she'd done it she committed suicide herself.


They reunited here, and here the first act of forgiveness took place. Seeing this the souls were electrified, and demands for more physical experiences started pouring in. Fortunately, human beings and later dolphins (amongst others) were multiplying at an exponential rate, enough for everyone, even though the ones you know as the Japanese never got the right makeup to accept a soul.]


I know it's been hard for you, and many others. But when you die, you will have a choice of being reincarnated or returning home. Everyone will. Thus, when someone dies, it is a matter for celebration, not sadness. They are following the great plan, they are happy. Things are not right or wrong, things are just things. Whether it is right or wrong, happy or sad is entirely up to the individual.


Case in point, your Father gets a new girlfriend 'every other week'. Most people would look on that and say, it's wrong, the guy obviously has no respect for the memory of his dead wife, he's cheating on all those girls, what about STD's ECT...


In actual fact he's doing a lot of souls a favour, giving them reason to forgive. Just as Damien has done for you. Besides which, they're enjoying themselves, and people are only hurt if they so choose to be.


Now we're on to the part I was a bit hesitant about telling you... You asked about Jesus, well Poppy (and anyone else reading this) I don't want to corrupt your young mind, so please prepare yourself for this bit. It's going to come as a bit of a shock.


As with most teenagers, Jesus got into a fair amount of trouble. Most of the charges were never proved, except some of the drug related ones. Made him delusional in the end I'm sorry to say. Started trying to 'correct' the scripture, couldn't tell fact from fiction and he was eventually executed for blasphemy. Not to say the scripture was correct by any means, but they saw things very differently in those days.


Anyway, one of the particular things he was rumoured to have gotten himself into was bestiality with certain non human primates. While again, this was never proved it did actually take place. All of this bad publicity occurred from when he was in his teens to his late twenties, so when they wrote the bible they decided people would believe in it more if such information was omitted.


You ask yourself what Jesus would do... My dear, you might be better off asking what Hitler would do! At least you'd get a response not based on their perverted sexual desires! This guy that millions of people around the world look up to was the man who your science will one day realise was almost the direct cause of the virus you now know as HIV. His rather disturbing attraction to animals created the highly adaptive virus, eventually becoming a deadly human STD during the 20th century.


Lucifer and hell... This whole concept still amuses us today. Must humans be threatened with eternal punishment to do good things? There is no hell, just because humans are a judgemental fearful lot doesn't mean God is too. There is no Lucifer; humans invented such an idea to put fear into those they want to control. I could flick my cosmic fingers and 'dispose' of any soul I saw fit, not that I ever do or will. Even if I did, eternal punishment for sins that cannot be committed for eternity would be rather unfair.


Your mum is quite fine, she's leading a secret project to create a supernova to wipe out a race that her race is at war with right now, but when she gets back here I'll tell her you said hi. Before your jaw drops in horror at that, don't forget all those people who are going to die when she launches the weapon will be profoundly thanking her for the experience of utter horror when she gets back here, and she'll be thanking them for the excessive guilt that she'll feel at the time. To souls, to us, such things are just different experiences.


-----Original Message-----


From: Complaints Department [mailto:Address removed by anti spam software]

Sent: 28 April 2008 22:30

To: God

Subject: FW: Your response


Hey she wrote back! Told ya she would. Where's Michael anyway? We had a little bet on this, and he now owes me a Subways sandwich, a bottle of Champagne and a night performing sexual favours for me in a penthouse suite. Can't seem to find him though...


Love, light and medical experiments,


Gabriel


Signature - There'll be time for explanations later. And hopefully, some sex!

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