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To: Poppy
Re: Traps

Marriage itself is one of those activities that has become a tradition, rather than serving a purpose in its own right. It doesn't really do anything that couldn't be done anyway, and with a much simpler method. Of course, it's far worse with a couple like Damien and Michelle, because if they get married he'll be legally tied to her, and it'll be much more difficult for him to get away from her then. That's not to say that it can't go well for you though, just depends on how you feel about it.

Well, your daughter hurting her arm and not saying anything isn't such a big thing as her getting married and not saying anything. One is a huge, life changing event, the other is not. Unless his mind is completely gone he'll be shocked at the upcoming event. If he's not, he might well need medical help. Regarding Jack's father though, you shouldn't leave these things unsaid. Far better to express them as soon as possible, otherwise they tend to interfere later. At least by knowing now, you can be prepared.

That's the right attitude to have, it's not the place but the person that's important. He'll get over not being married in a church, but he'd have a much harder time getting over not getting married. Still, you are not programmed to require another person. Nobody is. You have the choice over every part of your life, including your feelings. They do not have to control you, you can guide them. Humanity in general has not learnt this lesson, but eventually they must if they are to overcome their problems and advance as a species.

Without this, it is not difficult for one to become trapped in a relationship. External influences (such as television) might play a part in creating this belief, but ultimately humans are intelligent enough to overcome such conditioning. It is the fault of each person who gets stuck in these relationships, not the fault of society. People have to make their own choices, otherwise they get them made for them. Just as Damien is.

Regarding the NHS, there's no single problem that explains it. They are under budgeted, but they also waste a lot of their money. It's also a problem of tracking their money, and of course, overpaying certain types of staff. Government itself has these problems, and they filter through to all of society. Of course, people are more than aware of this, but in typical human fashion most do nothing about it.

Tony Blair did not earn £72 per hour as PM. Not as his salary anyway. Of course, with the expenses politicians are allowed to claim, most of his income would have been his own to spend. It would certainly help with their reputation if these expenses were eliminated, even if that means boosting their actual salary somewhat. It would at least make it more transparent than it is now. Regarding the amount of power of the PM, in truth, the PM is more a representative than a leader. They can't simply force whatever laws they want through, they have to be debated and voted on. It's gone the wrong way for the PM's of your country before, and no doubt will do again. Still, the endless debates also makes the party in power somewhat less effective, as good ideas can take years to become reality.

Political correctness is a huge problem in society, once you begin trying to act a certain way so as not to offend a person or group, you begin restricting yourself. It also condones other groups requesting more restrictions so as not to 'offend people'. Perhaps the offended party should simply become less sensitive?

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From: Complaints Department [mailto:Address removed by anti spam software]
Sent: 21 September 2008 21:37
To: God
Subject: FW: Planning

Ok, well if it's punishment you're after, why not have them tortured or something? That would surely be more effective than simply locking them up. I really don't see why you'd want such people around at all, better to just dispose of them, or use them in experiments or something. That'd make them regret it! Course, I still think it'd be easier to just chop their heads off, maybe keep some of them around for experiments. You know, with cutting people's heads off, the brain can survive for a moment or two after the head is separated from the body. Spread that around and that might be a good deterrent.

Well, being obvious and proof are two different things. I think if it was guilty until proven innocent, you'd be sending more innocent people to jail.

Maybe there is a correlation. The Sun tends to be a less factual and more in your face newspaper. Course, the fact that you've got the internet now doesn't stop you from cutting down all those trees to make papers. Disgusting behaviour.

Well, you probably won't go behind his back, but you'll defiantly be having sex with him in the shower. You won't think so until it happens, but you'll just be too tempted to refuse your own horny desires. On a related matter, you might want to use some toys or something to uh... Stretch yourself before your honeymoon. Jack's rather 'large', and it might hurt otherwise!

a) It does not kill the mood with people watching, it enhances it if anything!

b) Yes you are. Even in your last post you're saying how much you can't wait to have sex with him.

c) You won't even think about that when it happens. You'll be too busy licking your lips. Then Jack will probably keep you too busy licking your lips, and I don't mean the ones on your face.

Pills a good plan. Nice to see you're already weak in the knees just because of a smile. Simply because of how excited you get when he looks at you I think if you try to use condoms you'll probably just forget! You certainly make yourself sound dirty when you think about Jack like that, but it's really not a bad thing!

Yeah I'm sure me and Michael will stay the night before, we'll try not to make too much noise... I'll bet you'll make lots when you first do it though! Maybe I could start a betting pool, whoever gets the closest in terms of decibels or something.

So who've you got coming round to do your makeup then? Just curious...

Don't worry, we'll go somewhere you've never been so you won't be able to just go home. We'll get you and Jack back in plenty of time for the wedding, or at least, if you hurry. If we show up about 8pm the night before the wedding? We'll bring some knockout gas or something for the inevitable show of fake resistance.

Ok, so do whatever it takes to stop your dad being home on the day. Sounds like a job for...

Someone else! Camael owes me a favour. I've got an idea about how to do it. I'd try Raphael but he's not even talking to people unless their first sentence directly involves his trout. He's really lost it, he just looks right through us now.

1. Oh come on! How's it going to affect you if I pull maybe 4 or 5 other people into that room! You can get these really quiet vibrators now too, so nobody will know unless they get flashed.

2. Ok ok... 1 inch below the collarbone it is. That can still look good if it's done the right way. But three below the knee is just wrong, I've never worn such restrictive clothes! I'll go for 2 inches above the knee (with normal proportions) if I can have a pair of double D's though.

3. Your normal dress is insanely covered though! I mean God's, you even wear a bra! I'll agree not to flash anyone during the actual ceremony though, assuming you agree to my version of rule two.

4. I'm sure you're open to rational and reasonable compromises... I have to be somewhat perverted at least, it's part of my identity.

Let me assure you, there's absolutely nothing to worry about! Everything's going to go exactly as it should.

Love, light and medical experiments,
Gabriel

Signature - There'll be time for explanations later. And hopefully, some sex!